Sunday, June 12, 2011

Get Outta There...NOW!!!



 
I thought I'd share a story that happened to my neighbors recently. But I must warn you that the ending isn't very tasteful.

My neighbors, Paul and his kids, went to a water park after the kids were begging him to take them. It's sizzling HOT here now, so swimming in some cool water sounded like a smart idea.  


Paul had just come home from work in the evening, and the two kids were already in their swimming gear, ready to go. They would have a few hours until the park closed. So Paul and the kids were there, swimming and splashing and having a good time. 

But at 8:30, the lifeguard yelled out: "Everyone out of the pool now! Everyone out!" 

Paul went up to the lifeguard and told him that they still had another 30 minutes before closing time. "You don't close until 9:00," Paul said. But the lifeguard paid no attention and shouted, "I want everyone out of this pool right now!!" But Paul continued to argue, "You shouldn't close early. We still have another half-hour."

The lifeguard didn't want to give any explanation, but he finally took Paul aside in private to tell him the reason for this sudden outburst.


"Some kid pooped in the pool." 








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