While I was recently eating a bowl of cereal, an old joke came to mind. This is about two brothers. It's morning, and the boys are in their bedroom getting dressed.
It was the older brother's 10th birthday. He proudly says to his little brother, "Now that I'm 10 years old, I get to say cuss words."
"You do? Wow, that's awesome! What cuss words are you going to say?" asked the little bro.
"I haven't made up my mind yet, but I can't wait to start cussing," he answers.
Just then the boys' mother calls them to the kitchen for breakfast. She smiles, wishes her older son a happy birthday, and then asks him, "What would you like for breakfast?"
Thinking this would be a good time to say his first cuss word, he responds, "Oh, I think I'll have some of those damn Corn Flakes."
Immediately, the mother becomes furious. She sends him to his room and tells him that he will have a punishment coming.
She then turns to the younger boy and asks, "And what do you want for breakfast?"
The little guy is shaken up after witnessing the raging scene and shouts:
"I don't know, Mom...but I sure as hell don't want any of those damn Corn Flakes!!"
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